Chaos Goblin Tee

from $32.00
Wear your chaos with pride—preferably while cackling and/or plotting world domination.

This gloriously unhinged tee stars a feral, rocket-launcher-toting goblin girl bent on world domination. Bold, jagged text screams "I’VE GONE FULL CHAOS GOBLIN" across your chest—because sometimes the only acceptable response to society is "boom."

Aesthetic: Apocalypse Chic – Equal parts cute and catastrophic (just like you).
Soft, high-quality cotton – For maximum gremlin comfort during schemes and naps.
Vibrant, crackle-effect print – Looks like it’s been through exactly as much as you have.
Unisex fit – Fits over hoodies for winter rebellions or solo for summer arson.

*No actual violence, please.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Wear your chaos with pride—preferably while cackling and/or plotting world domination.

This gloriously unhinged tee stars a feral, rocket-launcher-toting goblin girl bent on world domination. Bold, jagged text screams "I’VE GONE FULL CHAOS GOBLIN" across your chest—because sometimes the only acceptable response to society is "boom."

Aesthetic: Apocalypse Chic – Equal parts cute and catastrophic (just like you).
Soft, high-quality cotton – For maximum gremlin comfort during schemes and naps.
Vibrant, crackle-effect print – Looks like it’s been through exactly as much as you have.
Unisex fit – Fits over hoodies for winter rebellions or solo for summer arson.

*No actual violence, please.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!